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(This Song's Gonna Make a) Great Video
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Rainy night
Darkness falls
Death walks down a smoke-filled hall
A rose falls on a coffin's lid
A blind man standing, selling squid
Go-go girls dance to and fro
Hands reach up from fate's below
Plates smash on a checkered floor
First one, then two, the three, then four

This song's gonna make a great video
It's gonna be so cool
We're gonna break stuff in slo-mo
Throw things into a pool
What the purpose?
What's the point?
We don't really know
Just light the torches
Cue the pigeons
And let the midgets go
Stock shots of Vietnam
If you cry between chicks and jam (?)
Plates smash on a checkered floor
A clown runs out a flaming door
Supermodels pillow fight
In lingerie that's much too tight
Sex-crazed groupies scream for more
Plates smash on a checkered floor
This song's gonna make a great video
It's gonna be so cool
We're gonna break stuff in slo-mo
Throw things into a pool
What the purpose?
What's the point?
We don't really know
Just light the torches
Cue the pigeons
And let the midgets go
Just light the pigeons
Cue the midgets
And let the torches go
Just light the midgets
Cue the torches
And let the pigeons go

More candles more chicks more. . .
More candles more chicks more. . .
More candles more chicks more. . .
Smoke!


Credit to The Vacant Lot/Broadway Video

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