Knee
Slap
Paul:
(with Norwegian accent)
Hello! How's are everybody? We are Porridge and The Biscuits
and we are very happily to be here in America. We would
like sing you song about great Norwegian folk hero, Tavik
Penmil, who is famous for bring weed and oranges to Oslow
from what is now known as Chicago. It is a song about his
journey. And it is also a song about our journey to your
great country. And we would like to call it "Kneeslap."
We hope it goes a little something like this. |
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(singing)
Hello Nixon
Watergate
Did you find your roller coaster?
Farrah Faucett
Shampoo
Roller disco and Rubix' cube |
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Dukes
of Hazzard
Where have you gone?
(Nick singing thru megaphone:
Sheriff Lobo And Big Boss Hog)
I'll eat some Pop Rocks
And Mountain Dew
T.V. dinners
Jeffrey Pott
Kneeslap
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Kneeslap
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Kneeslap
yeah
C'mon Kneeslap now
Kneeslap slap
Let us show you how
Everybody Kneeslap
Join us please
It's easy to do
Just slap your knees
With your hands |
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Lyle
Waggoner
Big Ragu
Three Mile Island
(Nick singing thru megaphone:
Red Foxx)
Ham and eggs
Hammond organs
Miminum wage
Soup
Kneeslap
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Paul:
(speaking) Come on, Newton, come on out and do the daring
instrumental!
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[Vito
plays "Old Susanna" played on fiddle]
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(singing)
Goodbye Nixon
Watergate
Hope you found your roller coaster
Joyce DeWitt
Shampoo
Jimmy Carter
How de doo, doo de doo
Kneeslap
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Kneeslap
yeah
C'mon Kneeslap now
Kneeslap slap
Let us show you how
Everybody Kneeslap
Join us please
It's easy to do
Just slap your knees
With your hands
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Kneeslap
now
Let us show you how (with your hands!)
Kneeslap now
Let us show you how (with your hands!)
Kneeslap now
Let us show you how (with your hands!)
Kneeslap now
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Slap
your knees with your hands!
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Credit
to The Vacant Lot/Broadway Video
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