1 INT. FASHION RUNWAY

(The runway is accented by blowing soap bubbles.)

Woman V.O.: Welcome to the best in laundry day fashions - the clothes you're forced to wear when everything else is dirty!

(Nick enters and struts his stuff, wearing what he describes.)

Nick: (Enthusastic) Hi, I'm Nick and I'm wearing a complete, two-piece velour activity suit that's brown on top and grey on the bottom. And you know what else too? (Laughs.) They're the only pair in North America that actually sport a zipper. (Demonstrates zipper fly.) Neat, huh?

(Nick exits and Paul enters. He's wearing a long black t-shirt with a peacock design on it, and clamdigger length leggings.)

Paul: (Enthusastic) Hi! I'm Paul and when my hamper's full, I likes to go to the laundryroom in my mother's clothes! This festive, sparkling applique peacock compliments my joyfully flowered leggings. (Close up of his legs.) And, the entire ensemble says, "Look out world, I'm proud of my feminine side."

(Paul exits and Vito enters. Vito wears a poweder blue tuxedo, with a ruffly dress shirt.)

Vito: (Apathetic) Hi, I'm Vito and boy am I crisp. I was forced to buy this lovely outfit (Vito crouches on the floor, demonstrating the pants give) when I was best man at my brother's wedding. Needless to say, my brother and I are no longer on speaking terms.

(Vito exits and Rob appears. He's very confident in his skin tight yellow jersey and short shorts - both pieces which appear small enough to have been bought in his youth.)

Rob: (Enthusastic) And finally, here's me, Rob!, with a salute to grey tent. Although I never played soccer, (he stuff paper towel down the front of his shorts) I always thought I'd look good in a cheery yellow soccer jersey. What's that? There's a quarter behind me? (Rob reaches down, as the camera gets a nice tight ass shot. When he comes up, we see the whole paper towel roll sticking out of top of his pants.)

(All four re-appear and pose on the runway.)

Woman V.O.: These boys are hot to trot and ready-to-wash as they sport the finest in laundry day fashions.